From f38e08c835c855a8458dfdb7a30565200010de0a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Jaron <jaron@hat.fish>
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 2026 23:41:53 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Fixed up the curl response a little

---
 app/layouts/main.vue      |   1 -
 server/middleware/curl.ts | 126 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------
 2 files changed, 104 insertions(+), 23 deletions(-)

diff --git a/app/layouts/main.vue b/app/layouts/main.vue
index 6095a51..8194abe 100644
--- a/app/layouts/main.vue
+++ b/app/layouts/main.vue
@@ -110,7 +110,6 @@ onMounted(() => {
                             >
                                 GitHub
                             </a>
-                            <a href="/resume" class="basic-link">Resume</a>
                             <NuxtLink to="/writing" class="basic-link">
                                 Writing
                             </NuxtLink>
diff --git a/server/middleware/curl.ts b/server/middleware/curl.ts
index 1da306a..5900fa6 100644
--- a/server/middleware/curl.ts
+++ b/server/middleware/curl.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,61 @@
 import chalk from 'chalk';
 
+function box(def: {
+    title: string;
+    text: string;
+    footer?: [string, string];
+    padding?: [number, number];
+}) {
+    const [LINE_WIDTH_PADDING, LINE_HEIGHT_PADDING] = def.padding ?? [0, 0];
+    const lineHeight = def.text.split('\n').length;
+    const lineWidth = def.text
+        .split('\n')
+        .reduce((agg, cur) => Math.max(agg, cur.length), 0);
+
+    let rendered =
+        chalk.dim(`${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.TOP_LEFT}${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.XEDGE}`) +
+        chalk.reset(` ${def.title} `) +
+        chalk.dim(
+            `${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.XEDGE.repeat(lineWidth - def.title.length - 3 + LINE_WIDTH_PADDING * 2)}${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.TOP_RIGHT}\n`,
+        );
+    rendered += (
+        chalk.dim(GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.YEDGE) +
+        `${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}${' '.repeat(lineWidth)}${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}` +
+        chalk.dim(GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.YEDGE) +
+        '\n'
+    ).repeat(LINE_HEIGHT_PADDING);
+
+    for (const line of def.text.split('\n')) {
+        const padding = lineWidth - line.length;
+        rendered +=
+            chalk.dim(GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.YEDGE) +
+            `${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}${line}${' '.repeat(padding)}${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}` +
+            chalk.dim(GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.YEDGE) +
+            '\n';
+    }
+
+    rendered += (
+        chalk.dim(GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.YEDGE) +
+        `${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}${' '.repeat(lineWidth)}${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}` +
+        chalk.dim(GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.YEDGE) +
+        '\n'
+    ).repeat(LINE_HEIGHT_PADDING);
+    rendered += chalk.dim(
+        `${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.BOTTOM_LEFT}${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.XEDGE.repeat(lineWidth + LINE_WIDTH_PADDING * 2)}${GLYPHS.BOX.ROUND.BOTTOM_RIGHT}`,
+    );
+
+    if (def.footer) {
+        rendered += '\n\n';
+        const [left, right] = def.footer;
+        const padding = lineWidth - left.length - right.length;
+        rendered += chalk.dim(
+            `${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)} ${left}${' '.repeat(padding)}${right} ${' '.repeat(LINE_WIDTH_PADDING)}`,
+        );
+    }
+
+    return rendered;
+}
+
 export default defineEventHandler(async (event) => {
     const userAgent = getRequestHeader(event, 'user-agent') || '';
 
@@ -12,30 +68,56 @@ export default defineEventHandler(async (event) => {
                 'content-type',
                 'text/plain; charset=utf-8',
             );
-            const padding = chalk.reset('    ');
-            return (
-                chalk.bgGray(`\
+            let res = '\n';
 
-${padding}░█░█░█▀▀░█░░░█░░░█▀█░░░░░░░▀█▀░▀░█▄█░░░▀▀█░█▀█░█▀▄░█▀█░█▀█
-${padding}░█▀█░█▀▀░█░░░█░░░█░█░░░░░░░░█░░░░█░█░░░░░█░█▀█░█▀▄░█░█░█░█
-${padding}░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░▀▀▀░░░▀░▀░░░▀▀░░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀
-${padding}
-${padding}┌ About ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
-${padding}│                                                                            │
-${padding}│ I build things to solve problems from the ground up.                       │
-${padding}│                                                                            │
-${padding}│ I left school and my job at Chick-fil-A in 2022 to write code full time.   │
-${padding}│ It's definitely one of the best decisions I've ever made.                  │
-${padding}│ I've learned a lot since then and still have so much more to learn.        │
-${padding}│                                                                            │
-${padding}│ If you want to build something cool or connect hit me up                   │
-${padding}│ we'll grab a coffee or beer in you're in Austin!                           │
-${padding}│                                                                            │
-${padding}└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
-${padding}
-${padding} Austin, TX                                                         yo@jp.wtf
-`) + '\n'
+            res += `\
+  ░█░█░█▀▀░█░░░█░░░█▀█░░░░░░░▀█▀░▀░█▄█░░░▀▀█░█▀█░█▀▄░█▀█░█▀█
+  ░█▀█░█▀▀░█░░░█░░░█░█░░░░░░░░█░░░░█░█░░░░░█░█▀█░█▀▄░█░█░█░█
+  ░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░▀▀▀░░░▀░▀░░░▀▀░░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀\n`;
+            res += '\n';
+            res += box({
+                title: 'About',
+                text: `\
+I build things to solve problems from the ground up.
+
+I left school and my job at Chick-fil-A in 2022 to write code full time.
+It's definitely one of the best decisions I've ever made.
+I've learned a lot since then and still have so much more to learn.
+
+If you want to build something cool or connect hit me up
+we'll grab a coffee or beer in you're in Austin! 🤠🦇`,
+                footer: ['Austin, TX', 'yo@jp.wtf'],
+                padding: [2, 1],
+            });
+            const padding = chalk.reset('  ');
+
+            return (
+                res
+                    .split('\n')
+                    .map((l) => padding + l)
+                    .join('\n') + '\n'
             );
         }
     }
 });
+
+const GLYPHS = {
+    BOX: {
+        DEFAULT: {
+            TOP_LEFT: '┌',
+            TOP_RIGHT: '┐',
+            BOTTOM_LEFT: '└',
+            BOTTOM_RIGHT: '┘',
+            XEDGE: '─',
+            YEDGE: '│',
+        },
+        ROUND: {
+            TOP_LEFT: '╭',
+            TOP_RIGHT: '╮',
+            BOTTOM_LEFT: '╰',
+            BOTTOM_RIGHT: '╯',
+            XEDGE: '─',
+            YEDGE: '│',
+        },
+    },
+};