Tweaked some things, hid some sections

2026-10-19 01:07:39 +00:00 · 2026-06-14 17:29:58 -05:00
parent 3cb4b9b71f
commit adac794929
6 changed files with 68 additions and 14 deletions
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+import chalk from 'chalk';
+
+export default defineEventHandler(async (event) => {
+    const userAgent = getRequestHeader(event, 'user-agent') || '';
+
+    if (userAgent.startsWith('curl/')) {
+        const path = event.path;
+
+        if (path === '/') {
+            setResponseHeader(
+                event,
+                'content-type',
+                'text/plain; charset=utf-8',
+            );
+            const padding = chalk.reset('    ');
+            return (
+                chalk.bgGray(`\
+
+${padding}░█░█░█▀▀░█░░░█░░░█▀█░░░░░░░▀█▀░▀░█▄█░░░▀▀█░█▀█░█▀▄░█▀█░█▀█
+${padding}░█▀█░█▀▀░█░░░█░░░█░█░░░░░░░░█░░░░█░█░░░░░█░█▀█░█▀▄░█░█░█░█
+${padding}░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▄▀░░░░▀▀▀░░░▀░▀░░░▀▀░░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀
+${padding}
+${padding}┌ About ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
+${padding}│                                                                            │
+${padding}│ I build things to solve problems from the ground up.                       │
+${padding}│                                                                            │
+${padding}│ I left school and my job at Chick-fil-A in 2022 to write code full time.   │
+${padding}│ It's definitely one of the best decisions I've ever made.                  │
+${padding}│ I've learned a lot since then and still have so much more to learn.        │
+${padding}│                                                                            │
+${padding}│ If you want to build something cool or connect hit me up                   │
+${padding}│ we'll grab a coffee or beer in you're in Austin!                           │
+${padding}│                                                                            │
+${padding}└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
+${padding}
+${padding} Austin, TX                                                         yo@jp.wtf
+`) + '\n'
+            );
+        }
+    }
+});